Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

jewkind:

do u ever feel legitimate guilt when u skip a song before it ends

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

ammit420:

"tell us about your tattoos"

"ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die"

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

meulindaleijon:

3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.
For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.
Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science
he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science
Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art
and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers
what if they could join forces




This makes my heart warm

meulindaleijon:

3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.

For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.

Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science

he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science

Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art

and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers

what if they could join forces

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This makes my heart warm

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

tastysoup:

"Stop blaming the writers!!!"

THEN WHOSE//???? RESPONSIBILITY???? IS IT????

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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confessionforanothertime:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in.

confessionforanothertime:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in.

does anybody know where to send fanmail to rt? cause i cant find the address literally anywhere